How should doctors celebrate Christmas?

How should an anaesthesiologist celebrate Christmas? Sit in a corner with a book and a glass of milky liquid, adjusting the table intermittently, passing gas at all times. How should an orthopedist celebrate Christmas? Turkey. Fork. Hammer. How should an emergency physician celebrate Christmas? Turkey. Quick. Slash neck. Puncture chest. Tube in every orifice. Pepper. … More How should doctors celebrate Christmas?